Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?

He plays with Pooh!!!

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Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.

How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?

There's correction fluid all over the screen.

A man goes to the Doctors with a steering wheel down the front of his underpants.

The Doctor says, "What's that doing there ?"

The man says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts !"

Our Ice-Cream man was found lying on the floor of his ice-cream van covered with rasbryy sauce and hundreds and thousands.

Police say that he topped himself !

A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something.

He radioed the farm for advice.

"There's a pig stuck in the bullbar and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much I can't get him free" he said.

"Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the 'cruiser there's a pistol, put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it out of the bullbar and throw it into the bush."

About 45 minutes later the farmhand called in again, "I did what you said boss. I shot the pig in the head, he went all limp and I got him out of the bullbar, no problem. But I still can't go on."

"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem?"

"Well it's his motorbike ... the flashing blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch."